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HEY HOWDY!!

name’s Sparrow! I am, somehow, a 30-year-old transfem enby (they/she pronouns) livestreamer and amateur voice actor, happily engaged to my lovely fiancée @toastyboobs

As of July 2023, I left my day job in I.T. to work full-time/freelance on our livestreaming & my VA work!

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(Art in the 2nd pic provided by @salmonandsoup !)

livelyaspects:

obsessiveaboutthings:

Phoenix Wright, Ace Former Art Student

Addition because this is one of my favourite gags in the series

funnytwittertweets:

nereb-and-dungalef:

Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We’re having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.

The student explains that he’s slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there’s a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.

While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone

The professor calls this out, asking if what they’re sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter

The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.

Eventually, one of the students pipes up:

“Well, the queen of England just died.”

And without missing a beat, another student:

“Did they hit her on the head like a camel?”

chrisdornerfanclub:

i-cant-sing:

This is for people of Israel/anyone who supports Israel/anyone who wants to stay “neutral” about this genocide, remember that this is how your fav “defenders/heroes/government servants are supposed to be responsible” are talking about innocent Palestinians civilians:

If you choose not to speak on this matter, if you choose to not speak up for Palestinians, then be well assured, 100% guaranteed that what’s happening in Palestine can (and will if you let Israel get away with MASS MURDER) also just as easily happen to you, and then there will be other people who would stay “neutral” and silent on this matter.

If you think that the reason you’re not taking sides is because you don’t really know the situation that well, then EDUCATE yourself. It is your responsibility, as a fucking human, to do your research to stop and prevent such atrocities from being committed.

(I know, I FUCKING KNOW I have at least a few dozen followers from Israel/support Israel/ZIONISTS who are reading this and I know that your eyes may be blind, but your hearts aren’t. Don’t be a hypocrite, and don’t be ignorant)

Israeli official calls for ‘doomsday’ nuclear strike on Gaza that will 'shake Middle East’

aiweirdness:

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teslacoils-and-hubris:

There’s this show i only watched one episode of called ugliest house in America, and the premise is that the host goes around America looking at submitted ugly houses and the Most Ugly house gets remodeled at the end of the season.

All this only matters because the one episode I caught made me just…. really sad. They show three houses per episode and I don’t really remember the other two houses because they were bland and not that interesting, but the one house, the one that won that round and was closer to being remodeled was obviously an artists house.

Everything in this house had been customized around the previous owners life Pasion: birds. And I do mean everything. They had literally printed out dozens of various drawings of birds and plastered them onto the basement wall. They had made tile mosseics of cranes right on the front entrance. Drawn egrets with what I’m pretty sure were crayons on the walls. And it was really obvious how many hours and how much love went into making this house something beautiful to that artist. And here it was, being toured around on television, touted as the ugliest house in America.

Every time they saw another bird the show played up the hosts surprise and eventually disgust. How WEEIRD that this unnamed, presumably dead artist was soooo into birds that they carefully crafted their whole life around them. The attic was an aviary for (the current owners assumed) pigeons. How silly and foolish and stupid that artist was for ruining the market value of their home by making it a shrine to something they loved. Do I blame the current owners? No. Of course not. I certainly wouldn’t want to live in a house plastered wall to wall with birds with an attic that still smells like bird. But it’s just….. the way they talked about it was upsetting.

There was no compassion for the person who put so much time and effort into lovingly crafting a house they really were happy in. The genuinely well done and skilled crayon drawings on the wall talked about the exact same way as you’d talk about a stain on the carpet. Unsightly. Strange. Unmarketable.

I look at my own room, lovingly crafted to be my oasis after a hard day. Halloween decoration sticker bats permanently on the wall. The ufo mural I spent a good month on that would probably be more at home in a minigolf course than a bedroom. Years of artwork both handmade and purchased tacked up to the walls. How much of it would the host mock. Teal walls sanded down and painted the off-white eggshell of marketability. It’s going to happen regardless, I can’t take the mural with me and even if I live in this house until I die someone will be here after me and they probably won’t want it. But there’s a certain kind of…. humiliating exposure of watching someone’s heart and soul get torn apart on television. The ugliest house in America.

aimseytv:

sart7alex:

aimseytv:

hey i’m going to bed can you look after my orange please? thanks!! goodnight everyone!!

what the fuck

manywinged:

manywinged:

i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i’m defending a thesis.

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obestriddbifftomat:

zagreus:

faery-wizard:

Gordon Ramsay drops the orb of transfiguration: Oh and what is- oh fuck. oh im so- im so sorry. oh it seems ive turned into a little ghoulie. oh fuck me. a little beastie most foul. unbelieveable

jay-sherman:

Me as a college professor